What did you do about it? lol Good Lord...

LMAO.....I went to sleep dreaming about sex....and all I can say is when I did wake up it sure felt real...LOL

how bout when you wake up and you koochie is all scratched from your fake nail cause you been masturbating in your sleep... dont laugh this really happens to me .. lol.. will i ever be satisfied

They also make these little finger covers that are latex. Perfect for treating others abrasions. But, even more perfect for fingering your pu$$y while you are asleep.

I do not recall ever waking up dreaming of sexual relations. But, I have been alone and horny. Last week (without my rabbit handy), I used one of my Nam Friend's Tens Unit (to create a slight tickle on each side of the pu$$y), a vibrating a$$ plug (on the clit though), and nipple clamps. I got me orgasm good this way, but nothing beats the rabbit as to how quick the orgasm comes. But, then it is a better orgasm the more long it is held out. Just FYI for you horny gals. The Tens Unit does not hurt down there. Be careful how you move around as you are ready to cum though.

Jolie

"J"....you sound like your an expert...LOL...this is the second time I've have to clean my PC screen off becasue of you...LMAO..!!!

ill have to take notes on that.. my friend got me a vibrating hairbush that does wonders as well.. but 9 times outta 10 I want the real thing.. guess i just dont get it enough.. thus .. the fingernail problem lol

What you girls need is surrogate cock that you can blow up, with a built in rocket that you can take to bed with you. If you've never seen one, I think I'll design one. yuk,yuk,yuk.

Hangnails and rough edges for the nails.....

Jolie, don't electrocute yourself! lol

All I can say is I woke up this morning and was humping the bed! I had been dreaming of these new movies I got and I swear, I ain't seen anything like it! lol

I recently found out I can squirt so I got a movie on it to see what and if it was what I was really doing. Not only did I learn I can squirt, I had no idea it tasted sweet! I will say I don't do it all the time. Right now it is only with one particular person but it may change soon, who knows. I also got a movie on DP which is a fantasy of mine (someday) and Lordy Lordy Lordy, I have woken up horny for the last several days dreaming about all kinds of thangs....

Hey girls, wanna come over and watch em?!? lol

Happy Humping,
B

i saw some machines that would be lovely on HBO one night.. anyone else see them

get a cucumber....peel it to your liking and just leave a little green at the end for you to hold on to!  A cucumber is the BEST...It stays slippery...cool and firm....you can adjust size by peeling....love it better then a dildo

I've got something for all of us. Go to  "www.mypleasures.com " and search for a toy called the "velvet touch". It's a cock ring made from cyber skin and it has a mini wireless vibrating bullet on the top. I've worn out 2 so far with the help of a few providers.This turns your favorite cock into a vibrator.Truly a toy for both of us at the same time.

I will come back to this in the AM on tomorrow and get these notes. Cucumbers do not vibrate. I like the rabbit the best of all. Those f*cking machines are in my mind at times as well. My Nam friend is supposed to make me one. Perhaps he, myself, and this person going to build the all night vibrator (that wrote, yuk, yuk, yuk) could all get together and make me my personalized f*cking machine. Probably a doggiesall. I just went to this site, came back to edit this message, it must be the intruder I was thinking of. And, if the guy that introduced me to this site happens to read this, thank you for telling me about this and perhaps I will hear from you again sometime. Below is an image of the intruder.

Sorry Cyberpimp about your computer screen. We could get one of the colleagues to swallow it down next time. But, none of us do all that great at fitting in same day so you would have to keep the hard on until one of them got there. I can get it sometimes in the mouth, but it soon leaves the mouth and does not enter my esophagus (unless it just gets that far down in there somehow).



I give up, cannot get this image to do right for me. Got to get going. The intruder is of the best though from what I have seen in the video clips given to me (thank you again).

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Sorry I forgot all about that. I will get started tomorrow. Please give me the stokes per minute and the depth per stroke you require. Everything will be adjustable I just need to know the average you require.

What happens if i break every rabbit i get!  It seems that i have broken more toys in less than a 6 months period.  Yes, it is a rabbit.  I always squirt with them and i have even broken one in half! Not sure what i am doing wrong with them but need help!  Anyone know how to not break them?  

Oh yes Brook, i have woken up in puddles from dreaming of great sex!  It seems i have the squirt down!  My toys are so much fun!

Happy Playing,
Kris

I think we need to have a Rabbit grave yard. Each of you LADIES who have a broken rabbit(s) will need to post a rememberence and  description of the death. I will then put these in a time capsule that will be open when ?

Seriously, that has happened more recently than ever before. All I want to do is go back to sleep and hope the dreams continue.
Sometime it works and sometime it doesn't. But I will always take the pleasant dreams in my mind in case there are reruns.

I have a client who has a fetish with veggies and we buy the biggest cucumber and have a great time with it........Very hot and erotic.........

Seems to me like there are enough of us dreamers commenting on this post ("BROOKE" started (LOL)) that we are having a dreamers orgie..LMAO....Hummmmmmmmmm...!!!!!!!!!!!

"THOUGHT" - Make your dreams cum true...!!

That (squirting) is a very interesting and increasingly popular phenomenon.  There had been some chatter on the boards over a year ago about it with equal amounts of curiosity and skepticism.  Since then I saw my first and only squirter real time and it is impressive!  I've also talked to two civilians who claim to do it and both said they had only recently discovered the ability and were in their early 40's.  There is some guy on AOL who is obvious by his screen name that claims he can teach ANY female to do it.  He said an older woman taught him how it was done when he was a very young man and he has been teaching other women how to do it since.

Keep us posted with your results Brooke so we can include them in the data base...hehe

That (squirting) is a very interesting and increasingly popular phenomenon.  There had been some chatter on the boards over a year ago about it with equal amounts of curiosity and skepticism.  Since then I saw my first and only squirter real time and it is impressive!  I've also talked to two civilians who claim to do it and both said they had only recently discovered the ability and were in their early 40's.  There is some guy on AOL who is obvious by his screen name that claims he can teach ANY female to do it.  He said an older woman taught him how it was done when he was a very young man and he has been teaching other women how to do it since.

Keep us posted with your results Brooke so we can include them in the data base...hehe

I have only done it twice in my life other than recently. Both times I didn't know what was going on.

I will tell you, it's a different type of orgasm...much more intense and once I start doing it, I will continue to do it that way for the entire time. (Definitely a multiple thing) I still wasn't convinced I was doing it until I had tasted it on my guy's mouth. It was sweet. Amazingly so! Like liquid candy.

I can't do it every time and have waited to mention it to anyone until now. I wanted to be sure I could do it more than once. lol I think in the near future I will be able to try it in a session. It takes alot of concentration right now and don't know if the "little missy" could do it under pressure. *wink*

I also need to be with someone who could recognize it and not be freaked out by it. I guess that match will come eventually.

It's really amazing to evlove sexually and sensually!

As always, think naughty thoughts!

xoxo
B

Kris,

There are four now that have been broken. You have to somehow not get so strong with the hand grip as you are about to have orgasm. Also, you have to treat the rabbit like precious cargo instead of just using it and throwing it to the side. I tend to use it and throw it to the side and feel that is negative way to reward such a delicate and sweet device. I will treasure my rabbit that pulled through for me from now on.

Jolie

My Sweet Strike3 (with the purest of hearts),

One of mine has already been buried, but the other two not working are ready for the graveyard.

Jolie



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Do you practice this orgie you write?

Jolie

No.....never have but there's a first time for everything...and I'm always open to new and exciting things....But I never had to clean my monitor until I chatted with your either...**WINK**

Congratulations!  I have been with two ladies that were able to achieve this kind of climax.  It is one of the most intense pleasures to experience.  If you ever need an "understudy" for such research, let me know!!

Jolie:
You never know, there may be a f*cking machine alot closer than you think!

Si..si.. senorita.  Hmmmm...Shop til ya drop....I like the drop part!!!

well i had a cute little pink rabbit that a client brought me one time while raven and i were doing doubles.. well i used him all up and then when he got to much wetness and wouldnt work anymore.. i took the wires yanked them off .. and decided i could do without the batteries lol..