My first girlfriend was named Wendy. I had her name tattooed on Mr. Happy but when he was soft, only the WY showed. One day I was standing at a urinal taking a leak and this big black dude came to the stall next to me. I couldn't help but notice that he had a "WY" tattooed on his package as well. I asked him, "Say, is your girlfriend named Wendy too?" He said "No man, when this gets hard it says "Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day".

would not want to be the tattoo artist that did that work !!