You ever been on the road about halfway to a provider you have never seen except in pics (2 reviews, both decent) and said to yourself 'Call your ATF, Call your ATF'?

Got to the appointment and was let down the minute the door opened. Same girl but way heavier,bad baby scars,totally different than pics,etc..

Sweet girl though (dumb as a rock but who cares). Put money down and tried to make best of it. Considering the situation, I opted for a BJ and HJ.
Only problem was that BOTH were covered! A covered handjob? Even when I came she pointed my cock back at me.

Will not repeat obviously, but something like that should be stated in the add. $150 for that?
I'm all for careful but this is crazy and not the business for this young lady (sweet as she was).

All I could think was 'Why didn't you call your ATF, dumbass..'. Oh well..