Looks like this guy did us a service by taking the plunge and posting a review.

Sorry to hear about the B&S.  I called this provider 'cause I liked the pic, but she was so outrageously unfriendly on the phone that I recoiled and took a pass.  Too many wonderful ladies in ATL to have to deal with that crap.

Maybe we should have an award akin to the Purple Heart for those wounded in action.  How about the Purple Penis?

I nominate Toad5456, any seconds?

JC

Purple penis?!?

That's hilarious.

Unless, of course, he literally did end up with a purple penis.

Man, I checked her site and I can see why Toad thought with his big purple thang!  Just goes to show you...