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little phil 37 Reviews 2221 reads
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And I had "mom's" attention.  I think we were doomed from the start.

JimmyPW1581 reads

Anyone want to ride up to Va Beach Thursday and come back Friday.  I have to go and pick up a new engine for my race car. Hate to drive, well hate to be alone anytime! (GRIN)

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bballs1040 reads

haha

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jdm591929 reads

Sadly BB - he is NOT using any euphemism. He is serious.

Personally only feel it is fair to warn the ladies that this generous man has been known to loan his domicile out to his friends and even suggest a UTR lady. Yet he forgets to put away the magnifying glass beside the bed.

If it his eyes that need the magnificiation - not sure I would want anyone to be in the car with him driving and if he needs such magnification for other things - well, I would imagine that could be a tedious trip for any lady. :)

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JimmyPW1372 reads

I left the magnifier for you,NO, rather for the little Latin lady to use.  Remember, I laughed when you gave me the unused Life Styles, I knew  that you could not use my Gold Magnums in the cabinet.

But I will give you credit for one important thing!  You did not leave a used one for me to clean up like another "friend" did when he , er, ah, borrowed my bedroom!  LOL  And another friend who wrecked my personal bed and had empty bottles of lotion lying around.   Either one of you two guys on here want to own up to that?  LOL


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jdm591505 reads

Sadly, what you said about the Lifestyles is true.  But at least I cleaned up after myself unlike those other friends.  BTW -  thank you sooo much BBalls for that particular timely post.  

As for the magnifying glass, okay - whatever you say.  However, you failed to explain the open box of finger cots beside the bed as opposed to the sealed box of those Gold Magnums in the closet in the other room.    

But be that as it may, given how much white knighting for which I have been accused, I am sure there are many ladies willing to come forth and offer set the record straight on my behalf.  Right ladies?  Ahem, I said right?  Damn, tough crowd.

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JimmyPW911 reads

But it is all true.  Just do not want to drive up alone.  Guys, gals, not limited.  BUT TO BE SURE,  I do NOT play on both sides of the fence. LOL LOL

Oh wait, if nothing else, I can take Chester the molester with me! Is that ok K?  

BTW, classy post, BRO!  lol

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little phil1340 reads

Oh wait, that would be a REALLY long drive.  Besides, Chester doesn't really care for me.

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JimmyPW2150 reads

I don't know why, but he really loves me and is so good.  I wish the other loved me as much!!  GRIN I you were to go, I would bring Chester so he could piss u off!   LOL LOL   Or on.  RIFLMAO,  what did you do to him.  He was always a little "aloof" but once at my home, he became a lover boy,  well guess it rubbed off as I AM A LOVER ya know!  In my mind anyway!  LOL

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little phil2222 reads

And I had "mom's" attention.  I think we were doomed from the start.

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JimmyPW1425 reads

ha aha ha,, funny.  Yes , he did act differently there.  But so did WE!!!   YES????  Let me know when you plan to return and I will make sure Chester is there to molest you, I will bring him there for a visit!!  LOL Better yet, just stay the f away!!  GRIN

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little phil916 reads

I'm trying (read begging) for next month.  Let the little bugger come by and hiss at me.  I'm tough; I can take him, lol

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