>A Story of Two Whales
>A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the
>coast of Japan
>when they noticed an old whaling ship. The male whale
>recognized it as
>the same ship that had brutally harpooned his father
>many years
>earlier.
>He said to his companion, "Lets both swim under the
>ship and blow out
>of our air holes at the same time and it should cause
>the ship to turn
>over and sink."
>They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over
>and quickly sank.
>Soon however, the whales realized that the sailors
>had jumped
>overboard and were swimming to the safety of the
>shore. The male was
>enraged that they were going to get away and told the
>female, "We'll
>swim after them and gobble them up before they reach
>the shore!"
>
>As he swam off this time, he noticed the female was
>reluctant to
>follow him.
>"Look," she said, "I went along with the blow job, but
>I absolutely
>refuse to swallow the seamen."

No, that was a really cute story.