I think of more than ESF. Not much more ..

 http://living.msn.com/love-relationships/the-heart-beat-blog-post?post=2798bef4-8d02-4bed-95b9-a904c9678b86

You would have to add huntin' and fishin".

If you aren't getting the basics satisfied, then the other stuff goes by the boards.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maslow's_hierarchy_of_needs

I was going to say they need to add "Watch Sports"and fornicate during intermissions

A marriage that's more like a job, and a wife asking about our day when we're ready to go to sleep.