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too little and you go stark raving mad!

Pick your poison.

My mother told me that if I didn't stop that I would go blind. I asked her if it would be alright to continue until I needed glasses!!

If you have to ask that question maybe you are.!!!

that will go away? That is if it is treated. Furthermore, I am living proof that it is OK to masturbate as much as your heart desires, as much as you need, or as much as you can. I did get contacts as a pre-teen though, there may be something to this actually. I started enjoying the masturbation around ten so this could actually mean something. I will limit myself to this masturbation thing, it only increases my sex drive anyway. I do not know how an ex-boyfriend felt a time that I could not stand to wait for him in his bed as he wanted to shave and shower first. I began to masturbate and was he hard as a rock by the time he got to his bed. The time after that event, I kept stopping when it was feeling really good to him, so that way I could get more orgasms and let him finish when I had enough of orgasms (if that is really possible, it sometimes feels that way).

Jolie

Jolie, can you really ever have enough orgasms?

Now, I'm convinced.... G has to be a woman!!! She gave the women a 10 to 1 ratio.... or maybe in Jolie's case, it was a 20 to 1 !!! Jolie, I'm afraid you'd kill me... really, as in dead as a doornail!!

No way !!

I'd want to jump right in and help in whatever way I could.

ANYTHING - Just to help save your sight!!  LOL!!

atlmike, your humor always starts me laughing, and when I'm alone, it troubles me, as in stir crazy!!! It' nice to know that you'd jump right in over my dead body, just to save my eyesight.Even though it would be too late, it's the thought that counts. Would that be a freebie on your part, or would you just be using up the remainder of my time ??????

... that you'd be around, watching also (or helping) ...

A Freebie? Sure. Just using your time? Sure.

Didn't you ever pull up to a parking meter that still had some time left on it? Same thing.

Of course, another analogy would be that, if you were trying to save someone's life, and failed, well, wouldn't it be right for me (or someone else) to try anyway?

(I would definitely step OVER/AROUND you ... I might have to slide you out of the way ... as I'm sure that grin you would have would bother me while I helped the lady ...)

I'm glad some people get my humor; some don't, and sometimes even take it the wrong way.

..., our bodies may interact. Not into necrophilia at all.

To Devil.Boy, it is a possibility on a rare occasion (for me). Sounds like it is not at all possible for Deanna.

I would never make a guy die from our time together. Just use him for pleasure and that also includes giving him pleasure.

AtlantaMike does have a sense of humor that has went over my head a few times. But, I blew his mind so it all worked out even in the end. As I think about it, he is owed another with humor he has had since. You naughty, but ever so kind, guy.

Jolie

That's what you were doing - blowing my mind? Ahhh, now I understand. It's like inflating a balloon ... The mind expands with more attention like that ... Wellm then, I crave for more knowledge!!

And, you owe me more??? Well, we need to settle your account up!!  LOL!!

Humor??!!??  I was quite serious in helping your to preserve your sight, and doing "whatever in my power I could" to help you satisfy this craving in you ...