Oh wait, it's coming back to me. I said if he was actually telling the truth that he was a "moronic sap", but I said it in the nicest possible way. lol

I haven't really seen anything to change my mind, and I guess if I don't want to get "beat up" I guess I should keep my mouth shut, or at least post behind an alias so he won't know who I am. roflmfao Yeah right, I am sooooooo scared of yet another internet tough guy.

and here I thought it was going to be a slow, boring night on the Atlanta board. lol

Don't forget, he's an internet tough guy. lmao

and it's not that I don't like "mat time" it's just that I only like it with members of the opposite sex.

First, I posted in an honest manner looking for others who had been in a similar situation.  Many took it as a chance to bash me, so let me make a few things perfectly clear:
I used an alias to protect the identity of the provider.  I thought any idiot could understand that – guess not.  You’re the same type of A-holes who would pester the shit out of her if you knew who she was.  Then there was a lot of name calling that really pissed me off.  I came very close to PMing an invitation to the MMA gym where I train for a few minutes of mat time with the Major.  But I learned long ago you can’t beat sense into someone (not that any of you would have been man enough to accept)– so let’s try to keep things civil, mmmmm-kay?  Here is a good rule of thumb – don’t let your cowardly little fingers type something you wouldn’t say in person.   Trust me, you would not have said those things to my face – I GUARANTEE IT.
Sorry if I do have feelings, don’t hate the world, realize that women (even providers) have feelings, and am not nearly so jaded as you.  I think most of you are misogynistic jerks who like to grudge fuck providers to “get back” at all the women who won’t have anything to do with you.  Instead of trashing them, you should be thanking them, cause I bet without them most of you who wrote that crap would never get laid.

I'm glad I slept in late today, because it seems that today is going to be quite interesting.  You may want to consider crawling back into the rack and getting out the other side.  Just a thought...

As I said in my first message:  you are a fucking idiot and are getting played.  Your internet tough guy,  "I will beat your ass over the Internet and into real life" is lame.  By the way tough guy,  there is always somebody bigger and tougher than you.  So play it cool.  Grown men with any sense dont go looking for fights.  Just not worth it.

 Here's a tip for you,  other than your ratio question (which I wouldnt say to her),  why dont you go ask her instead of asking us?  Have some nuts and ask and go after what you want.  Most were trying to help.  Your post reeked of low self confidence (which to all girls is so unappealing). Sorta like realizing your $5 pizza coupon is expired.  Or something like that.

What do you expect, you opened the door to be criticized and made fun of. These ladies are not your GF, your wife or your lover their "paid" companions hired to fulfill a sexual fantasy. Now I really could go on, but I better stop now before I piss you off and you kick my ass lol!!!!    

and then say 'lets keep things civil'

you obviously hate yourself because you know all that stupid post will bring is more beating up on you and putting you down.   enroll in a 12 step programs to bring back your self-esteem so we don't have to see this shit any more.   nobody wants to read about a such a pathetic excuse for a human being.

I can't remember all of your first post, but I thought you were going to talk to her and see how she felt about you.

I did have a simular experience.  The girl did not feel the same about me, but we are still "friends with benefits" today.  I enjoy every second I spend with her, fantasy or not.

My one bit of advice is "don't be a stalker" , if she does not feel the same about you, respect her feelings (or lack of) as you would any other women in any other profession.

Good Luck, and if she loves you too, send us an invite to the wedding

Come back and chat with us.

Psycho: The name's Francis Soyer, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you.

Leon: Ooooooh.

Psycho: You just made the list, buddy. And I don't like nobody touching my stuff. So just keep your meat-hooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I'll kill you. Also, I don't like nobody touching me. Now, any of you homos touch me, and I'll kill you.

Sergeant Hulka: Lighten up, Francis

You know she's reading this and looking for a way to extricate herself from all this drama.

Unless she simply doesn't read these boards, she has to be a little spooked by his erratic comments.

Still, this is comedy gold, especially "mat time with the Major". I wonder if it could be somebody pulling our legs.

Since you like to fight in a cage Hoo let's do it in the parking lot during the party on Monday.  Hoo!

I'm a  jet flyin', limo ridin', kid stealin'n ,wheeler dealin' son of a gun and yoy don't stand a chance.

Now watch this!

Nature Boy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9jXpAwOfJY&feature=related

It must really suck to be in love with a hooker when you don't have the balls or the wherewithal to make her your own, and instead have to lurk around a fuck board using a double fake name whining about it in between reading her reviews written by other guys who are fucking your "lady love" on a daily basis simply by having a few hundred bucks to offer her.

Yes, it must really suck to be him, no wonder he is full of rage. I bet you that's why he is so pissed at Roanoke, "Sir cumalot" probably jizzed all over his sweethearts face,I bet it's tough to get that image out of your head when DFKng the love of your life. roflmfao

So come on "Major Pain in the Ass" tell us what Roanokes cum tastes like.

Don't let anyone bother you.  I think the provider you are in love with has seen your strengths as a person, such as:
1) you are willing to fight people you do not know
2) you are willing to bang other women just to find out details of a session with another reviewer
3) you read a couple of statements, bow up, and blame an entire group of people
4) you work out with Chuck Liddell. By the way, last week I rumbled with him and he said if you were any good, he would remember (he didn't)
5) you open up TER and share details with non members and bitch about white nights.

Overall, I think you are rationale and level headed, perhaps that is what she sees in you.  Hang in there and keep fighting the good fight and just about any other fight you can get into.

My advice for you would be

LIGHTEN UP FRANCIS

Proof that 80% of officers are HJs !

...that picture in my mind. And I was there!

The pretty ladies picture in my head? Yes

Me naked? No

HA!

Sir Cumalot

Screen spewed on that one..haha.

Probably not. They busting your balls for posting it on the board. As if that is not enough, you are coming back and posting more dumb shit.

No one gives rats ass, you can be in love with a provider, live with her, marry hear, have kids, have a house with white picket fence and what not. It is simply between you and her.

The mental image of a nude roanoke spewing his spooge is enough to drive a man
To virgins!!!  Lol
Seriously though a relationship can work here but not with jealousy, rage or logic!

To produce, yep his jiz is probably geewhiz.  

He was probably hoping that female squirts proved to be urine, so he could try to convince his hookerlove that a golden shower was sperm colored by orange juice.

Thanks for leading the bullshit parade.  You are right, some times good cops are simply not necessary.  

Well maybe someday MajorCantRain will be able to handle the truth, his hookerlove would rather have a fat envelope followed by a fat load from the royal oak than tolerate his infantile mommy worship.  

Cheers good sir