http://phitimes.com/eating-a-vagna-cures-cancer-according-to-cancer-treatment-studies

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Right! Who knows if the study is accurate but why take any chances....

Also,  how does one get to be in that study?

So, when is my insurance going to start reimbursing me for "preventative medicine"?  That's what I want to know.

Ok, let's recap...

DATY cures cancer
BBBJ cures depression
http://www.tntmagazine.com/news/weird/giving-blow-jobs-make-women-happier---semen-promotes-mental-well-being-says-study

If we can just get the researchers to conclude that going in the back door cures obesity I think we are all set.

Do we need a Kickstarter or something?

"The All New Greek Diet - and no, I don't mean mediterranean "
Trust us guys, you're gonna love this one.
Ladies - does the term TOFTT mean anything to you?

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if my accountant will no let me deduct my hobbling as a health related expense!

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To be more beneficial than unicorn poop.
Indeed.
Unicorn poop tastes delicious but just makes you fat.
Semen tastes not so nice (I'm told lol) but it has tons of awesome properties (see link below).
And it doesn't even make you fat.

Well, unless deposited in a special place under certain conditions.

But that extra weight only lasts nine months anyway.

We won't talk about the emotional and financial impacts though as that would skew our outstanding test results.

Guys, don't start high-fiving just yet.  This study could easily be countered by ladies telling us "fine - just swallow your own cum then."

Scientists are working on a counterargument to this supposition.  Let's cross our fingers for a positive outcome.  I mean out cum.

In the meantime I suggest all guys start drinking lots of pineapple juice.

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