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Happy Monday, 8/8/16
ga_kosh 22 Reviews 679 reads
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...cause 8 + 8  = 16. Even if you are European (swap month and day positions), it's still 8 + 8 = 16.

Plus 8 is a lucky number in many parts of the world. 8 is also the shape of an hourglass, which reminds me of a lovely lady.  

What a great day. Hop you all have a good one!

ga_kosh

P.S. - no I have not had any psychoactive substances today. why do you ask? ;-)

electr0nsrealm259 reads

8/8/16 is 0.0625, not 16.
You're not doing your gizinta's correctly.

See 8 divided by 8 divided by 16 is 0.0625.  That's just good science.  Or math.  Oh you know what I mean.

And 8's reminding you of women?  Good lord man, how long has it been?  Pull yourself together.  Go have some fun.  When numbers start looking sexy you've been out of the game far too long.

8's - please.  Pffft.

Now the letter "B" - that's a sexy little symbol.  Rawr.  Looks like boobs or a booty depending on your proclivities.

Plus it starts some really great words:

Boobs
Breasts
Butt
Booty
Bodacious
Blowjob
Badonkadonk
Bouncy
Babe
Beautiful
Buxom
Boomerang (you've got to admit it's a cool word)

Oh and one more that should put an end to any question whatsoever if "B" is the awesomemest character ever...

Beer

Ladies and gentlemen - I rest my case

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ga_kosh361 reads

Sure 8 divided by 8 , the divided by 16 equals something incredibly small and possibly accurate in terms of size. 'b'ut  that make you a 'b'itch for 'b'ringing up the 'b'revity of my 'b'allsac.

I use little b instead of Big B 'b'ecause a 1/16th is just that short.

I do admit Boomerang is a cool word and my favorite Eddy Murphy film "B"ecause Robin Givens and Halle "B"erry... jst looked so damned fine in that flick. Eddie should have filmed a threesome as I would have...

Peace "B'rother!

ga_kos

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electr0nsrealm233 reads

Ok, one more...

Balderdash!

But in the spirit of true Brotherhood I will make the first toast to women that look like 8's, 8's that look like women, B's that look like booty's or boobs, or just any old thing that you can think of.  The important thing is that we unite against a common foe.  And get stinkin' drunk.  Actually that's the important thing.

Bye Bye!

Man those B's are just begging to be spanked, aren't they?
Sexy little things.

Posted By: ga_kosh
Sure 8 divided by 8 , the divided by 16 equals something incredibly small and possibly accurate in terms of size. 'b'ut  that make you a 'b'itch for 'b'ringing up the 'b'revity of my 'b'allsac.  
   
 I use little b instead of Big B 'b'ecause a 1/16th is just that short.  
   
 I do admit Boomerang is a cool word and my favorite Eddy Murphy film "B"ecause Robin Givens and Halle "B"erry... jst looked so damned fine in that flick. Eddie should have filmed a threesome as I would have...  
   
 Peace "B'rother!  
   
 ga_kosh  
   
   
   
 

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Tartus260 reads

Baseball. Yep. Baseball, beer, and a blowjob-- what could be Better?

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ga_kosh305 reads

baseball?

I agree on beer and/or blowjobs (Beggars can't necessarily be choosers), but baseball. No.  
I attend maybe one or two G Braves games a year and it's for the company I'm with, not the event.

I prefer Hockey. It makes for better porn language as well. Think about it.  

"He shoots and scores! Man, he was just standing there unmolested at the top of the crease and one times that juicy rebound through five hole."  

Care to describe any play in baseball that can compare?
 

Posted By: Tartus
Baseball. Yep. Baseball, beer, and a blowjob-- what could be Better?  

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kraneyum253 reads

"Fisted it back up the middle..."

"Took a high hard one..."

"Hammered a spinner..."

There is no "inneundoing" in baseball league of their own.

Still, I agree with TL about all the conjugated "8" verbs.  
Perhaps there is a function where integrating 4  8 @ (the)0 causes a fluid differential

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electr0nsrealm199 reads

Well, in my defense... that's definitely from my nerdish point of view.
So baseball - that's the one with the bat, right?
You say baseball and I'll say books.  How's that for a compromise?

Booyah.

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ToniLove372 reads

It's better to be 8....then 8 again! ! Lol for all you DATY fans ;)
XOXO,  
TL

-- Modified on 8/8/2016 12:53:03 PM

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ga_kosh189 reads

Rumor has it you're so tasty, you're considered a food group in at least 3 states.
That's really being a "great 8"!  

ga_kosh

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ToniLove270 reads

Awwww.... Thank you kosh!! Can't wait to feed you some of my "homemade" peach pie :D
XOXO,  
TL

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rickypoo186 reads

I like.  Very cleaver.

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