Posted By: electr0nsrealm
Generous, mature, upscale gentlemahn seeks attractive, open-minded female for a short term relationship.
Seriously short term. Like an hour or so.
If I can even last that long... My stamina isn't what it used to be you know.
But if we are a match I can guarantee you (at the very least) that you will have the best three minutes of your life. Five - if I think about Hillary Clinton. Or Donald Trump. Or anyone running for political office for that matter.
As for my appearance... I've been told I resemble Brad Pitt. If he were bald. And ate a lot of fast food and never exercised. I hope that's not a problem...
I did mention that I'm generous - didn't I?
If you are interested in such a situation, please email me your stats, photos, astrological sign, health and financial records to:
[email protected] PS: I can be especially generous if you laugh at my jokes.
PPS: This is not a solicitation of prostitution, improper conduct, or general naughtiness. I would never even consider such a thing. Nope. Not me. *whistles innocently like nothing ever happened*