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did you know how an octopus has sex?
1woody 18 Reviews 1186 reads
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The male rips his penis off and throws it at the female to inseminate herself. He then grows another one. If That's not the ultimate way to say "Go Fuck yourself" I don't know what is

emorf407768 reads

Something about suckers or pussy.

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Tartus88 reads

and here's what I found:
 "To mate, a male will insert his hectocotylus into the female's mantle cavity and deposit spermatophores."

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electr0nsrealm68 reads

But oh so very primitive.  Invertebrates.

You know, that's what separates us from the lower animals...

Before I insert my hectocotylus into my female's mantle cavity and most definitely before I deposit my spermatophores - I like to put on a little Marvin Gaye first.

Am I right fellas?

;-)

Related Link: Marvin Gaye - Let's get it on

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spinnaker17120 reads

Ain't nature wonderful!

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1woody77 reads

Even though I envy the ability to grow a new Penis, I just don't think I could bring myself to rip mine off. of coarse I guess you could keep trying till you get one that even a porn star would envy. Still No Thanks.

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