I want a pretty lady (or 2) + nuru (as if it really exists outside of porn industry...) + shaving assistance + etc.  That shaving one is actually pratical.  I like to keep myself clean.  Not bald, but clean.  And it's not exactly an easy thing to do by myself given the shape and texture in the region.  Some should know what I'm saying...  So wouldn't it be nice to have a pretty lady (or 2) to help!?  Is it just me??  

Of course I'd need to make sure the assistant(s) is mentally stable and not capable of harming me.  Avoid crazy hot chic with sharp object near me boys.