I just spent 20 minutes standing in the ice cold rain outside Holland's door.  
I setup an appointment with her.  
I did her whole 2-call thing.  
She let me in her apartment complex.  
I knocked on her door.  
She answered her door.  
She asked me to wait a couple of minutes.  
I waited 10 minutes, no Holland.  
I knocked.  No answer.  
I waited 5 more minutes and knocked again.  No answer.  
I waited a couple of minutes and knocked again.  No answer.  
I waited a couple more minutes and knocked again.  No answer.
I said, "Fuck this" and left.  
I called her from my car as I drove away.
She kindly cancelled our appointment.  '
Gee, fucking thanks, but I just cancelled it for you.  

What can I say?  I got suckered in by those perky little tits.  I can't call it a rip-off.  I still have my cash, and I plan on spending it right now.  I don't mind waiting, but don't leave me standing outside in the fucking rain.