It has to do with convincing a girl I had a twin who was coming to town when I was gone and she took the bait and offered to show "brother dear" around. Well, sniff, she cheated on me with my evil twin, then admitted it to me later, resulting in the greatest makeup sex on the planet. I know I'm a weasel to pull something like that, but I'm a lovable weasel and the stories that girl can tell. Next time I get to see you at a board meeting, remind me to tell you the full story. I'd never try to pull anything like that again, too much work, but it was a hoot.
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