I was just submitting a new review, and started laughing to myself when I typed "Vips read on..." in the basic info section like so many others have also done.

It's just funny that we feel the need to type that.  Like if I'm a VIP and you don't tell me to read on I'm just gonna stop right there.  haha.

Anyway, just something that gave me a chuckle.

Vip's, this is the end of this post, you may stop reading now.

Did you include the, "I called her for appt., I called her when I was close, I called her when I arrived, I went to the door, she opened the door, ........ LOL

Don't forget to begin the review by saying; "It was dark and stormy night...."

Dissing the poor saps that don't have vip. Lol

I also like where a lot of guys sign off the review by the phrase
Thank you (insert provider name here)

Thanks for the laugh Nedster.

I thought I was the only one who felt that way after reading so many reviews.  HAHA!  I haven't checked any of my reviews but I am sure I am guilty too.  After a while it gets comical.  

Maybe being all horny, anticipating more lurid details makes us susceptible to suggestion.

Maybe, "VIPs, wire $100,000 to bank account #21534342423" might work?