Ben Franklin - born 1/17/1706 ML King Jr - born 1/15/1929 little phil - a long time ago, but young by comparison to these two fossils, lol
Anyway, gratuitous self promotion aside, I think this calls for a celebration and any good party needs ladies and, well...fucking. So, in the spirit of me getting even older, any lady that posts an ad ON THIS THREAD ONLY, and includes a discount of at least $50 off her regular 1 hour rate may do so without regard to the normal 7 day rule. Other normal ad requirements still apply, and agencies please pick just one lady to represent you (although the discount may/may not apply agency wide). I may make other rules as we go, but first I think I need a nap. Getting old is a bitch, but I hear that not getting old is even worse.
Happy birthday!! Hope you have a wondeful bday full of all the fun you can handle! 50 off the hour in honor of little phils birthday! Hugs and kisses TL
Really though, the point was for the event to spur ladies to peddle their wares and guys to keep them company. I'll heat the house later when I blow out the candles (assuming that my family remembers, lol)
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