That same voice in the back of your mind that tells you that you would prefer not to take a shower in the gym, or in the locker room after a sporting event, or not to put too much product in your hair . . . Well that's the same voice that should be telling you not to cross swords with another dude. That's your straight conscious advising you of the straight thing to do. If you don't hear that voice . . . Well then, umm . . .
Second thought, your friends that are all in on this idea are straight too? It seems unlikely that there are one or two other "straight" dudes that want to cross swords with you, more likely they just want to rub your dick, and maybe get a misdirected shot of nut on you.
Your straight voice should be reminding you that a dildo would be a good substitute for a second dude, and if that voice is strong it should be pointing out that another chick with a strap on will get this done even better! That's how I pulled off my threesome, and I'm not scarred for life in the process.
Few years ago out on a training event, some coworkers and I went to nearby bar and bumped into a girl from the same event. She came on to all three of us at the same time. Once the player in the group realized what she was after, he lost interest . . . cause he was straight. The other guy and I left with her, this is because I thought we were just walking back to the hotel. On route she mentioned to me that she was so excited because she was going to be the center of attention, so now I know, and I slipped them in the hallway and went back to my room alone, cause I'm straight. The third dude, played cool, and got her to hang back with him for a second, so that I could exit, because he was straight too and had plans just to get her alone, and knew that I wasn't going to cross swords with him. So she got fucked, but by one dude and not in a faggy way. And big plus, I didn't have to go to work with dudes that I had been in a sexual experience with. Like they say, "one dick per fantasy", that's the rule everyone keeps alluding to . . . your straight voice should be telling you this, it's knowledge that all straight men are born with.
Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg just spoofed topic in another of their R&B mock videos (remember "dick in a box"?).
Count me as another voice confirming the single sausage only theory.
but yeah, count me in the "only one dick to a fantasy" camp as well. I have no desire to cross swords with any of you fucktards either.
That said, and acknowledging what a complete troll the OP is, we do seem to be a rather judgmental bunch for a bunch of whoremogers. I don't really care if a couple of guys want to cross swords, or suck each other's dicks for that matter. I don't want to be included, but most of society considers all of us amoral or downright sick for having sex with prostitutes, why do so many of us treat others with different sexual interests with the same disdain?
