That is funny, girl. Thanks for sharing!
Posted By: whitneycox
Here is a joke I came across..about pissed my pants I laughed so hard!
An Irish daughter had not been home for more than five years. Upon her return, her father cussed her.
"Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru?"
The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff...Dad...I became a prostitute..."
"Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family."
"OK, Dad, as ye wish. I just came back to give Mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten-bedroom mansion plus a savings certificate for $5 million. For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye, Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership in the country club...(takes a breath)...and an invitation for ye all to spend New Year's Eve on board me new yacht in the Riviera, and..."
"Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says Dad.
Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff...a prostitute Dad! Sniff, sniff."
"Oh! Begorrah! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said ‘a Protestant.' Come here and give yer old man a hug!"
