Limericks,

How about some limericks to brighten your day. Maybe I'll post one or two a day or a week!

There once was a man from BelAir,
who was screwing his girl on the stair,
the bannister broke,
he doubled his stroke,
and finished her up in the air.

and everyone's favorite...

There was a young man from Ghent,
whose cock was so long it was bent,
to save himself trouble,
he shoved it in double,
and instead of coming, he went!