2015,

We had some good times didn't we?  Remember that sex swing thing?  And those threesomes?  And that blindfold with the handcuffs?  And that thing in the tub?  And all that moaning, giggling, and squealing?  Oh yeah - that was me, wasn't it?  Anyway....  Awesome.  Well, all good things must come to an end.  So... l8r g8r.  Sorry, I thought I'd have something a little more powerful and poignant than that for ya.  Oh well.  Cya.

2016,

How you doin'?

I see you over there lookin' all sexy and full of fun and adventure.

It's you and me baby.

THIS will be the year of getting around to all those things I've been meaning to do.  Like really getting in shape, and cleaning those gutters, and crushing Axe body products fully underneath my heel and hearing the lamentation of the women, oh - and getting that professional help I need.  Oops, I almost forgot - finishing up that super hush-hush project I keep procrastinating on.

This will be the year.  I can feel it.  When electron emerges victorious from his secret underground lair with his fembot army to deal justice to anyone who didn't give him the proper gravitas he so rightly deserved.  Or at least give them a stern talking to.  A stern talking to they will never forget!

Yes, this will most certainly be the year of the Great Reckoning!  When my fembots will do my bidding to dish out justice the way it should be dished out.  Because if there's anything fembots are good at it's dishing out justice.  Well, that and asian cowgirl.  Seriously, these girls never get tired.  It's amazing, really.  No, I mean literally they never stop.  Well, I have to recharge them every 39 minutes - I'm working on extending their battery life as the next phase of my project.  And I can't last longer than that anyway - who am I kidding?  Hmmm... I wonder if those shark tank guys have any interest in fembots.  I could use some additional funding.  Do you know how expensive really nice fake tata's cost these days?  It's outrageous.  You'd think tata technology would make them a dime a dozen by now.  Sheesh.  But I digress as usual...

Now where was I?  Ah yes, this will be the year of the Great Reckoning and/or a fembot reverse gangbang the likes of which the world has never seen!

Muahahahaha haha haha *cough cough*

Anybody else having allergy problems?

2015 - get your sorry ass out of here, and don't let the door hit you in the butt on the way out.

TER folks - any hopes, dreams, bucket lists, or grand plans for world domination (or any other kinds of domination ) for 2016?

 

PS: Don't ever write anything before having your morning coffee.  Sheesh.  I'm now interviewing for an editer...  editir...  editar...  Ah, you know what I mean.

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Your post just gave me LIFE and lots of smiles this morning! I wouldn't say that I have any plans a deviously delicious as yours but I do plan on more travel for business and for pleasure, moving at the end of the year, going to more plays, museums and seeing more live music and the ever important boob job

I feel that 2016 holds many wonderful things for providers and hobbyists alike! New positions, stronger orgasms and wine--can't forget the wine!

Hmmmm...have you looked into a Kickstarted campaign for those fembots of yours? LOL

Alexandria Fox

If he used a Kickstart (crowd funding) campaign...would that make it an orgy????

Hi E,

Great hearing from you and, as always, an inspiring OP.  My hobby list:

* Spend more time in my beloved ATL.

* Attend at least one Meet & Greet.

* Spend an erotic evening with two ladies.

* Visit a swing club or other group venue.

* Fulfilling One Other Fantasy that I'll have to keep secret. (Noooo, not that.  Get your mind out of the gutter.)

* Meeting some of the people I only know through their participation on TER.  (I hope I'm not/their not disappointed.)

* Construct an economic model that will facilitate twice the Hobbying opportunities with half the expenditure of funds.

My best to everyone in 2016!  Much fun, love, wealth, peace and good health to everyone.

PEAC

Hi Tony,

Thanks - and much luck and good cheer to you as well.
When you get this figured out... Let me know and I'll be first in line to buy you a beer next time you're in Atlanta!

Serious giggles and laughs on my part as I read that! Hmm...I suppose it indeed makes it an orgy!

Alexandria Fox

Excellent idea Miss Fox!
I've always admired your keen intellect as well as some of your other outstanding attributes.  

I've never done a Kickstarter but there's no time like the present I always say.  Unless there is something better to do of course.  Ok, let me share an advance copy with my TER friends - just to see how it goes over.

Fembot Kickstarter!!!

Greetings fellow sentient citizens of Earth,

I am here to tell you about a project I am currently engaged in that I require your financial assistance with.  It could change the planet - quite literally!

I am requesting investors to partake in a journey with me.  A journey to build an army of fembots.  Yes, like in Austin Powers.  Yes, I am serious.  An army of fembots with which I hope to conquer the world (but more on that in a minute).

This is no pie in the sky snake oil opportunity.  I am well on my way to world domination and have already built the first prototype of the T-1001.  For some reason my market research showed poor response to the name T-1000.  My prototype fembot is modeled after the actress Scarlett Johansson (a personal favorite of mine).  I have painstakingly captured her every detail in my fembot.  I have attached a picture of her below - isn't she fetching?

Ok, admittedly my aesthetic expertise has not quite caught up to my mechanical, electrical, and programming skills.  But you'd be surprised what a wig, some lipstick, and a fishnet body stocking can do for the T-1001.  Rawrrr!

And she has the moves too.  I just installed her twerking module, and this girl can shake it!  I would caution you to take down any expensive artwork, china, or electronics first though.  My insurance company is going to be surprised - let me tell you.

Fembots are handy for many things - not just taking over the world.  Here, let me give you a demonstration.  Scarjo (I call her Scarjo - she thinks it's cute), please dictate the remainder of this message.  Yes, please type everything I say.

So - she is typing this message as I am dictating it to her.  Pretty cool, huh?

So you ask why should you invest in such an enterprise?  What's in it for you?  That's an excellent question, my astute friend.  Several reasons...

The first is if you contribute at least $100 you will be on my VIP list.  And VIP's get the great honor of not being enslaved, dominated, subjugated, or harassed when I take over the world.  Yes, it's true.  Pinky swear.

Also VIP members will be on the short list of entrepeneurs capable of renting Scarjo for bachelor parties, keg parties, "business luncheons", and bar mitzvahs.  You will be first in line to see the future of fembottery.  Of course you will have to sign a non-disclosure agreement and several other documents excluding me from any and all responsibility should anything go wrong.  Ever.  But it's a small price to pay to experience the future.  Right?

In all fairness she does sometimes have a tendency to grab you by the junk and ask you if you really love her.  It's a small glitch.  It seems to happen about once a month or so.  It does wake you up - when something with the crushing force equivalent to the jaws of a Nile crocodile grabs your privates and won't let go until you profess your neverending love for her.  It's just a small glitch.  Nothing to be concerned about...  Although I honestly don't know how a fembot can have "that time of the month".  It's not like I programmed it in there or anything.  Maybe I made her too realistic?  Maybe she is becoming self aware?  Maybe she is turning into a real woman?

Uh, what's that Scarjo?  No, I haven't taken out the trash yet.  I will just as soon as we get this Kickstarter thing going I'll get right on it.  This is more important.  What?  No, I don't have "that tone" in my voice.  No, I can assure you that...  What?  Your tone detector says with 98% reliability that I had "that tone"?  Well, I guess I'll just have to tweak your tone detector then, won't I?  No - this isn't like last week when your sarcasm detector was going haywire.  

Scarjo, please tell me your remaining battery life...  29 minutes?  Oh boy - another 29 minutes of this.  What did I mean by that?  Nothing.  Nothing, I swear.  Yes, I know I'm not going to get any of that sweet, sweet robotic poontang if I don't behave.  Yes, I'll take out the trash.  Yes, right now.

Folks - I beg you, please send money now.  Lot's of it.  Straight away.  It's for my own good.  Sorry - I mean it's for YOUR own good.  World domination and all that.

Thank you for your help (and contribution) in advance.

YES, I'M TAKING OUT THE TRASH SCARJO!!!  YES, NOW!!!  GOOD GOD!!

Now I know who stole my fembot army!
I was planning to use them for that gangbang Neil Degrasse Tyson warned me about that would ruin me for actual human women.

So, E.... I've got my good eye on you. Shame too! I was wanting to use it ogling the Photo Only thread.

Anyrate, 2016 plans:

Increase the Hobby budget;
See my ATF more often, preferably with new friends in threesomes;
Visit limber nubile women to further fulfill my Dirty Old Bastard fantasy;
Enjoy Wine, Women and Song more than I have been;

and lastly but most importantly.... find & kick electr0n's butt and take back the fembots (batteries not including, some assembly required).

ga_kosh

Merci beaucoup, the feeling is mutual Miss Taylor.

Hey, if you split the R&D costs (and the beer tab) with me I'll go halfsies on the whole world domination thing with you.  I can comfortably settle for half the planet.  You can take the other half.  See, I'm a reasonable guy.

I'm a maniacal power hungry evil nemesis, but I'm not crazy.
We"re talking world domination here.  And beer.

Agreed. I will sell you some of my fembots for beer.

I'll take the Southern Half of the planet. That way we can share the Brazilians and the Africans. You can have the Russians, the K girls, but I get the Aussies all to myself.  

This arrangement could work if you will concede a few provider draft picks. I'm not shilling names, but there's a few beauties you just might be willing to part with so I can have some known quality company while you hog all the euro, persian, and latina beauties.

My palace will be on the shores of Lake Titicaca - an aptly named place because I like boobs and I also get accused of being full of crap.  

ga_kosh, Admiral General of the South... Aladeen, mutha-effa

Well done Most High Supreme Admiral General Commander of the Southern Region - Titicaca it is.

It seems fitting.  And it will clearly foster the admiration and respect you deserve.

You set the bar quite high, old friend.  Now I suppose I have to choose where the Northern headquarters will be located.  Following your lead and giving thought to the message I want to send - I'm considering the following locations:

Beaverton OR
Intercourse PA
Climax GA  
Sweet Lips TN (ok, I would probably never live that down)
Beaverlick KY (yes, it really exists - look it up)
Blow Me Down Newfoundland
Cock Hill Ireland
Dickshooter ID
Big Beaver (two, actually - PA and Saskatchewan CAN.  Apparently people love big beavers!)
Erect NC
Fingringhoe (Essex) UK
Fucking Austria
Hooker OK
Knob Lick MO
Nether Wollop UK
Wankers Corner OR
Devon is awesome with two great contributions:
Beer (Devon) UK
Cockwood (Devon) UK

but definitely not  

Blue Balls Ireland
Bitch Mountain NY
Dildo Newfoundland
Pussy France
Twatt Scotland

After much consideration, I think my headquarters will be located in Sexbierum, Netherlands.  It has the distinction of putting three of my favorite things into one city name (sex, beer, and rum).  Genius!  That's the kind of legacy I want my world headquarters (ok half-world headquarters) to build upon.

Until I find a town named Blowjobpizzanapguinesstiramisu, then Sexbierum Netherlands it is!

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but still... You're really locating your palace in the Netherlands?  
The Nether-lands?
You really love your Nethers, so I've heard, but I'm pretty sure that area is underwater... well at least below sea level. Be sure you have your floaties!

Here's to swimming with bow legged women!