Have you ever had a rendezvous with a provider in which you were literally bored out of your skull?  I haven't ... yet!  Even the not so good sessions kept my interest.

However, if you ever had a "bored meating" and care to share your experience, please do.

Did you fall asleep?  Drift off?  Daydream?  Think about someone else?

How 'bout one who plays porn movies (was I supposed to pretend she's not my wife?) and when you were more interested in writing your name on her backside, goes on and on about where she is going to go to do her HAIR, then asks for your e-mail address and gives you HERS?

You might "accidentally" leave it.

I have had "board meetings" before.  But I do understand the meaning behind your use of those words.  How funny!  Sure I have spent money on women who aren't worth much more than a nickle but you move on to better and brighter things.  I suspect that you had a bad experience with a provider who gave you a "ride" that wasn't a ride you really wanted eh?