Posted By: electr0nsrealm
Oooh, now I'm intrigued... A secret club...
Is it like Costco or Sam's Club?
Where we band together as hobbiests and use our collective buying power to get pussy in bulk?
Have you ever seen those huge bins of pretzel bites with the peanut butter in them? They're awesome.
But I'm not really sure if I want my girl's pussy supersized...
Or maybe it's like a timeshare?
Where we have a certain guaranteed slot with a provider and we each get certain days to enjoy it. And maybe we can trade our slots up or down like if we want to visit other, more exotic locations - like Greece?
Slots... Providers... Greece... teehee
Or maybe we just get to wear cool hats.
I want a really cool hat... And a secret handshake too. Maybe I'll just start my own club. Anybody want to join my club? I've got pizza rolls and hot wings. Oh, and beer... Who wouldn't want to join that club?
No, I haven't started drinking yet - why do you ask? It's not even noon. What kind of lush do you think I am?
I wait until at least 2 on Fridays. A man has to have some dignity.
