Sydnee's post down below got me thinking of some of the great one-liners I've heard during a session, particularly from bed. I love a provider with some personality (and great legs...LOL).
A couple of my favorites was one time with a beautiful young lady.......after laying down and a few minutes of foreplay, she reached down ,  grabbed little brad and said, "looks like somebody is glad to see me".....He was
I think my favorite was though, after some serious fondling, caressing, DFK's.....not rough, but pretty physical.....I asked her to get on top. She said, "I've waiting for the invitation to ride that big motherf----er". For some reason, I thought that was sexy as hell.
I just love those reviews, where the ladies ask if you're ready to f--k or be inside of them. Quite the turn on. Some ladies just know how to work it. Verbally and every other way.
Anybody else, got any favorites ?

I always like "yes, yes, yes, oohhh" or the infamous "Cheese and Crackers".  And another favorite is "Don't stop, don't stop, yes right there".

"No way you're putting something that HUGE in me!" ha.

Ii I had a nickel...  Ha!

LOL.

The most common one for me is when the provider asks "Who do you expect to please with THAT little thing??" My response is always the same ---- "ME!!"

"Why is it just laying there?"
"My hand is getting tired and I don't want to wind up with Carpal Tunnel!"
"How long have you had this problem?"

Disclaimer: Not the same "Her" and not necessarily Providers.

Her: "Oh, that feels so good"
Me: "But I haven't touched you yet."

Me: "Oh, that feels so good"
Her: "How can you tell with a condom on?"

There are others but I won't bore y'all.

it happens to everybody

Love this post Here's a few more
Your so wet!
Dam Baby your so Big & Deep!
F***- me Harder, oh ya faster Daddy" Faster"!
Damm daddy your dick feels so good in my tight wet pussy!
Smack my ass & pull my hair!
You got my legs shaking.
I want you to c** inside me".

"Fuck me with that big black dick!" - I'm white.

"Suck that clit like it's a cock!" - I stopped and told her to start sucking my cock to get my mind off what she just said.

With quite an age difference between us, my little hottie began to shout "fuck me, Daddy, fuck me!"

Loved that kind of cheering from the peanut gallery!

I don't understand what you're saying.

She told me it was ok, that my man boobs reminded me of her gf's. Fuck me. Now not only are my man boobs being pointed out but I am paying someone to do so,  I guess I was also paying her to be straight to. Wish there had been a menu option for an extra 20 for her not to talk.

That doesn't make any sense.

'Am I getting more penis tonight?'

Nope, to me it sounded like something he said to his BF and I was wondering what happened after that.