Folks, what are some of the hottest ATL reviews you've read?  I mean down 'n dirty steamy HOT....  Be specific cause I wanna go read them ... research and stuff  

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I recommend the "Sleeping Beauty Quartet" :

The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty,  
Beauty's Punishment,  
Beauty's Release,  
and Beauty's Kingdom.

These are erotic BDSM novels set in a medieval fantasy world, loosely based on the fairy tale of Sleeping Beauty. Written by A. N. Roquelaure, otherwise known as Anne Rice (of "Interview With The Vampire" fame). Samantha Prescott does a nice job on the audio book as the titular character.

As far as hot, hot TER reviews.... I can't recall any offhand. I really don't read them in that manner.

Happy Monday,
ga_kosh

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I'm a big fan of the "Boobapalooza" series (by various authors).  It has complex characters caught in interesting (and often) compromising positions.  Plot advancement is broken down into various backstories and interpersonal relationships.  And boy are they personal...

The main characters are stripped bare of their inhibitions which gets them into sticky situations. They try strenously to extricate themselves and it leads to a test of endurance and resolve.  But the group dynamics ultimately culminate in a thrilling and satisfying climax.

Often several times.

I can't wait for the next installment.  

Sure as hell beats that "Fifty shades of Grey" garbage

Love Anne Rice.  Her chronicles.  Yes!!!!!

STORY OF O.  You must indulge yourself.  

K

They're incredible.

I always enjoy MagicWand and Advisor's reviews. They're good reads.

He should get the Pulitzer prize for meritorious journalism while in the line of fire.

Or the Purple Heart.

Or maybe it should be the Purple Cock for hobbyists?

Definitely not the Blue Balls though.

I've gotten that trophy a few times and man is it ever overrated.

Koshie,

Do those stories come with pictures?

I like pictures with my smut.  Preferably moving ones.  Oh, and the text you can leave out.  In fact video is the only way to go.  And my stories need great plot and a catchy title like "Big trouble in little vachina."

Now that's some highbrow stuff.  And you can even learn about other cultures.  Like Asians.  And MILFs.  And naughty schoolgirls.  It's important to understand these segments of society to become better, more empathetic, and well-adjusted human beings.  

You haven't found one single hot TER review?  Not one?  What are you doing with all your free time?  Oh - reading stories about Snow White and vampires apparently.

Snow White and vampires aren't even real things.

Asians, MILFs, and naughty schoolgirls - now that is research that's gonna pay off in the long run.

And man am I doing my research.

PS:  I like titular stories too, but to be honest I'm more of an ass man.

 

 

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Of course they were as much fiction as most of these reviews

We live in a instrgraselfie media world where women are willing to get fix-a-flat silicone shot into their butts to try to keep up with the KardASSians. Picture is part of the story. Audio is also awesome.  

What you're describing is Silent Era Porn, or do you truly enjoy watching porn at work so much you have to Mute it so as to not arouse the guy in the next cubicle?  

No thank you. I distrust a silent lover much more than I distrust a screaming mimi. Whether it's at high noon or a blindfold or a single candlelight, I enjoy hearing the sounds of my lover enjoying herself regardless of my sight. And this is a damned good thing as the truth is I'm practically blind once I remove my glasses.  Actually I've learned to appreciate the thrill of all my senses when I'm hobbying.  

You should try an audiobook, E.

My biggest sin is "I'm a fan of all seven",
ga_kos

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No, I'm not down with silent era porn.  I'm old, but not that old.  I like all of my senses to be titillated.  Speaking of tits and other awesome things.  Audio.  Yes, it is important too - I didn't mean to imply it wasn't.  In fact, a girl whispering dirty things in my ear as we are doing the deed makes for great sexytimes.  Any (or preferably all) of these audio phrases are quite effective in this man's opinion:
"I love that, Daddy"
"Do me harder"
"I'm cumming"
"Don't stop!"
"Oh God!!!"

Watching porn at work?  What kind of ill-mannered, undedicated ruffian do you take me for?  I'm a professional of the highest order.  I would never even think of letting my mind wander off the task of solving corporate problems and increasing shareholder value.  Not for one second.  Not on my watch.  Nay, my intellect is a finely tuned instrument that I will use only for company related business endeavors.

Besides - they have a damn good firewall there that blocks access to the really dirty stuff.

This site will provide more than you can imagine and what you don't want to imagine!

Play safe,
Z