As I reminisce about my life on the road, I certainly wish I had all the money back I wasted in strip joints. That being said, I did have a FEW great experiences in the strip joints. Unfortunately they all occured out of the state. The great times were in Tampa, Vegas and once in Kansas City. It seems like I remember all the disc jockeys in the Atlanta clubs repeatedly announcing there was a touch and go policy.....you touch and you go.  Maybe I just didn't know where to go in Atlanta, but I sure threw away an lot of money in the Atlanta clubs. I've heard some great stories from the old Gold Club. I went there a time or 2, but obviously didn't play my cards right or have the money of the pro athletes that scored there.  The dumbest I ever felt was in the Pink Pony and spending 200 dollars to get a beautiful young blonde in VIP and basically got nothing. I felt like I really got screwed, but not in a good way. Of course , these were the before the internet and TER days. My first few ventures in the hobby included the yellow pages....LOL. Some were better than others.

With all that being said, there is something spectacular about a great lap dance. You know, when everything (penis) gets lined up just right during the bump and grind. Mons Venus in Tampa and Spearmint Rhino in Vegas were the best, especially when I learned to wear shorts and go commando. The wet spot was a little embarrassing at first, but what the hell....I was a long way from home,nobody knew me and the clubs were dark.

I'm still looking for that perfect lap dance with a BJ finish. Maybe by a current/former dancer. Any suggestions ?