I guess by now everyone knows that I have an artificial eye. I hope that you ladies won't make fun of it. When I make love, I usually turn my head so that you won't have to stare at it. Of course,if you did, I wouldn't notice, unless I move my head suddenly. If I can live with it, so can you! I hope to see most of you at the Board Meeting, that's if you stay on my good side. If you think that I'm staring at you, please don't notice, it makes me very uncomfortable. I'll wear a patch over my artificial eye, so that when I come in the door, you'll recognize me right away. I'm sure that I'll be the only patched eye guy there!!!
Bionic That is. I bet you were a trucker. Who'll never Die, Just get a new Peterbuilt.... Okay,,, Level with us. What other parts have you had rebuilt.
Woody, I can't give away all my secrets! People on this board will be under the impression that I'm kidding about the artificial eyeball.... more properly, a prosthetic eye. The first one I had was made from walnut, highly polished, and artistic. It truly was an artistic accomplishment. For some reason, people kept looking at it and making complimentary remarks about the beautiful grain and what it did for my overall appearance. Some people said that it was a sight to behold, and even suggested that I use a spray wax on it, and buff it regularly. One provider wanted to rub her nipple on it, just to see if she could get off. She didn't but I did! I don't ever want people to mention my artificial eye again!! Hopefully , Tuesday nite, it will be history, and maybe I will also! Good night Mrs Calabash, wherever you are. Say goodnite Woody!
Scorpman, I have FAA clearance to fly with only one eye. I can't get an instrument rating, so I only go up VFR. I usually take another one-eyed passenger with me! As for Ms Sofia, she was totally blind the nite that she flew with me, ask her yourself. When I look at her, she's only half the woman that I had in my mind's eye. Of course, I have tunnel vision, so, you know....Oh,Oh, I'd better not go there. Hope to meet you Tues.
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