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 I will excite you. I am passionate. People either love me or hate me--no one is undecided. Those who hate me only hate me because they refused to know who I am. Had they given the chance to know me, they would like me better.
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 I will make you laugh. I am a comic. I find humor in many things, and have been told many, many times I should do stand-up. I even tried it out once, in San Fransico, and I kept a bar full of customers in the bar laughing when the power went out.
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 I will make you cry. But they will be tears of joy and  exctasy because I'll make you feel so good it will bring tears to your eyes. Or I might share something with you that moves you to tears, because it helps you understand this crazy dream.
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 I will make you feel like a young man again. Remember how nervous you were the first time you were with a woman? I may not be your first, but you will definately remember the first time you are with me. I am unforgetable, Or so they tell me ...
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 I know what boys like. Boys like me. Grown-up boys (wait--is that an oxymoron?) really like to play with me and my toys ... I may not look exactly like Barbie, but I'm way more fun than any of your sister's dolls ...
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 I will make you a better lover. I know certain techniques, how to make love to a woman. You like fine dining? I can give you some recipes and demonstrate my secret cat-got-your-tounge trick which will make ANY woman climb the wall. No extra charge.
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 I will make you think. I am very intellectual, not in a snobby way, but mostly out of my search for truth. I like to communicate. If I am unable to communicate with anyone, it is because they do not want to. Otherwise, I go out of my way to connect with people and I love interacting with new friends, Ilike the process of getting to know someone.
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 I will make you drool. It's true. I don't know what it is, but guys seem to have this reaction to my breasts. I guess it the round, supple, perky, bigger than eraser nipples, bouncy, BIG BOOBIES thing that a lot of guys have. Oral Fixation.
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 I will make you happy. For at least 15 seconds. But hey- that's pretty good since happy is kind of like poetry ... its something you can't hold onto, you just have to appreciate it as it occurs. You can try to remember it, but you can't own it. It's like air almost. But better. All tingly and warm.
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 I will make you warm. Yes, that's right. The number one reason why you should get off the fence and come see me for yourself: IT'S FREAKING COLD OUTSIDE AND I WILL WARM YOU UP!
Body Heat. I will make you all nice & toasty. It's winter. You're all moving a little slower. You're needing a warming up that goes all the way to the bone ... I can help!

Call me ...

Rhiannon Fox
770 873 5319