I'm looking for a "real" massage, with a very happy ending. A happy start or middle would be great, but not required.

Here's what I am looking for:

1.  Not an agency.
2.  Uses a real massage table, not a bed.
3.  Actually knows how to give a deep tissue (almost painful) massage.
4.  Decently attractive.  Not super skinny, but not too overweight.  
5.  Preferably Caucasian or Hispanic.
6.  Does this for around a C note.

Giving and/or receiving oral is a bonus (uncovered), but not required.  I'm fine with an upcharge for it.  

It just seems like all the real massueses have left town or retired.

Is this a lost cause

Gianna Bella Ferrari--CMT

Taylor Morgan--Don't know if she has any particular certifications

Both are easy to find using the search feature..

may be a miss on #6 of his list.

I get #6 for a standard massage. I am an aggressive therapist with exceptional other skills  

Is a  standard massage is non-sensual?

....Is an outstanding masseuse!

I highly recommend!!

Hopefully, she will respond to my email so I can get screened and get more details. Thanks, folks.  

If there are more recommendations, please keep them coming. ;

Then roll over lol