Posted By: Dirty.Daego
Living in FL these things are a way of life for a part of every year.
'04 was the worst. Charlie from the west, then Frances and Jeanne from the east.
Did the "right thing" for Frances. Packed everything important and headed northwest, as it was supposed to bounce off and head northeast. Nope. It went straight through and damn nearly right over where we were staying.
Three weeks later Jeanne comes. The entire area left for Frances and apparently felt the same way I did when Jeanne was headed our way. Too tired, too spent, and too exhausted to go through the routine again. The neighborhood that was a ghost town for Frances....had a block party for Jeanne.
I shipped the kid off to relatives in a really safe place, so it was just me, the dog, some cash, my gun, and a bottle of liquor (the essential hurricane survival kit...lol).
So we all bring food and booze to the end of the street (2 blocks from the ocean). Bunch of guys "play" so they brought their instruments and amps. The group "Feeder Band" was born. We drank and cooked out, they played so loud someone actually called the cops....in the middle of a freaking storm...lmao!!
We toasted whenever a feeder band rolled through and made things ugly, but around 8 was when things got scary and we all wished each other well and went home to ride it out. Around 1a.m. things were bad enough to wake me from my drunken stupor and I went outside. Didn't seem too bad. Sure, windy and rainy as hell but pretty cool to watch. Then I ventured a little bit more and juuuuust got past the garage wall that sheltered the front porch.
Damn thing picked me up and tossed my dirty ass about 20 feet across the front lawn like a rag doll. Couldn't even stand up. Crawled back to the porch and made it back inside the front door.
Realized worrying wouldn't change anything...so another glass of Crown Royal and it was back to bed and just see what the results would be the next day.
The next two weeks were rough....but weirdly cool.
We tarped roofs by day...and had cookouts in the street every night. All the steaks, crab, and shrimp you could eat. Had to clear out all the freezers before anything went bad.
People who never spoke and barely waved to each other...were thick as thieves, sharing whatever they had, and partying every night.
Once the power came back on...and the rumble of generators came to an end....everyone went back into their houses and things were back to "normal".
In an odd way...I miss abnormal.
Just sayin'
DD