I hope everyone has a truly wonderful day. May you have a condom in your pocket (unused of course) and a booking on your calendar. I'm feeling especially wonderful today and I hope you are as well. May the Horn of Plenty overflow for us all.
And by now, may that unused condom in your pocket be safely in the sewer system somewhere having been used to bring you and a great provider/hobbiest some immense pleasure.
Posted By: MSHSEX
I hope everyone has a truly wonderful day. May you have a condom in your pocket (unused of course) and a booking on your calendar. I'm feeling especially wonderful today and I hope you are as well. May the Horn of Plenty overflow for us all.
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