A 94 yr old grandma called her granddaughter and told her that her granddad had just died. When the granddaughter finally got to grandmas house she asked what happened .Her grandma said that he had a heart attack. She told her that he had the heart attack while they were making love. Shocked the granddaughter told her grandma that two people almost 100 yrs old shouldn't be having sex. Her grandma went on to explain to her granddaughter that for the past 15 years that they made love every Sunday morning. They made love to when the church bells chimed. "in with ding and out with the dong."  The grandma then stated all was going well until that darn ice cream truck drove by.