That's why I love Valentine's Day.

There are absolutely NO expectations of me.

That's funny, but don't sugar daddies come a very close second?

If not.... Just bring that alien back over!!

lol

I love it, he he he

That'd be great!  

Actually, mine is and does, but..

.. it needs precise and exact manipulation in order to produce this output, and for the precise and exact length of time.

I'm willing to allow certain ladies a chance to practice between now and Valentines Day, and all others after Valentines Day.

Requirements: Must have incall location.  I will waive my regular donation fee for those signing up before Valentines Day, but will grandfather all others in at my 2011 rate after Valentines Day.

PM me for your date and time requests, and the list will be compiled strictly on a first cum, first served basis.

Well, I found chocolate penises, and a "Clone-A-Willie" kit that can make a chocolate "clone" of one's (or one's friend's) penis, but these don't ejaculate money.

Hmmm...

Perhaps I could start with the "Clone-A-Willie" kit, but leave a hollow cylinder inside leading to the hole at the tip, fill it with dimes, and add a spring-loaded launcher in the balls?