Winter will here before we know it here in the upper midwest.
Looking thru the Sunday paper yesterday I notice a sale for
Toro snow blowers at the local hardware store. And they're priced
at just about the same amount I'll spend for a couple of hours
with a lovely Lady Companion. Hmmmmmm. What to do?

You will love it! A lot less trouble then a shovel!

Without the snow blower, how will you get your car out to visit your other blower?

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There was a legendary provider in your area who recently retired; she used to post pics of her shoveling snow wearing minimal clothing. Maybe you could find a provider who's into shoveling/blowing snow and blowing other things also, and kill the two proverbial birds with one stone.

be sure that it has a very soft blade on it

" To plow or be plowed"..that is the question..

...Save the heart attack risk for having sex with a young provider.

Meteorologists are calling for an El Nino winter...save your money for what makes life worth it!  

Practice what you preach

I just met a new very nice lady.
Hoping we have record low snowfalls this season.

A fellow hobbiest told me that a lovely lady in our hometown (I'm in the same town as you) will shovel your snow along with doing an outcall to your place.   PM me if you want her name.