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Favorite pick up lines? "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
mrfisher 115 Reviews 5370 reads
posted
1 / 13

and we talk about the first thing that pops up?


(Warning:  I haven't actually used it yet.)

Foodyguy 29 Reviews 7840 reads
posted
2 / 13

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

(steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what's your name?

mrfisher 115 Reviews 7281 reads
posted
3 / 13

Are you Jamaican?...Cause jamaican me horny.

How's about breakfast tomorrow?  Should I call you or just nudge you?

BaltimoreBetty See my TER Reviews 7387 reads
posted
4 / 13

I must give credit to Cayden Vaughn for this thread idea.  She posted this on the Maryland Board last week.  There were a lot of very funny replies.  I think we can have a lot of fun with it here too.  Please share some of your favorite or some funny pick up lines!

My favorite line is:  "I might be tall. But I'm worth the climb."

A big thank you to Cayden for a fun thread idea!  Betty xoxo

sailor66 14 Reviews 5013 reads
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5 / 13
Roadshow2 30 Reviews 5132 reads
posted
6 / 13

Excuse me ma'am, do you know where I can get a glass of ice water? Cause one look at you and the room got hot.

If she laughs you got a chance.

MsChayse 5435 reads
posted
7 / 13

Heard that one way to many times. A little creativity probably wouldn't get me in the sack that night, but it may get me curious.

9676forfun 55 Reviews 4974 reads
posted
8 / 13

Steve Martin as Vinnie in "My Blue Heaven"

"We better get you out of this freezer section. You are gonna melt all this stuff"

1192967 45 Reviews 5808 reads
posted
9 / 13

Ask "Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them!
Never used it but it makes me laugh every time anyone brings this up.

Corey Edwards See my TER Reviews 5549 reads
posted
10 / 13

Is that Your Gun or are You Just Glad To See Me....!!! and....

Let Me Check Out Your Ammo – See If There Is Proper Firing Positioning

Corey Edwards, Atlanta GA

Posted By: BettyCocker
I must give credit to Cayden Vaughn for this thread idea.  She posted this on the Maryland Board last week.  There were a lot of very funny replies.  I think we can have a lot of fun with it here too.  Please share some of your favorite or some funny pick up lines!

My favorite line is:  "I might be tall. But I'm worth the climb."

A big thank you to Cayden for a fun thread idea!  Betty xoxo

vamikey 74 Reviews 5008 reads
posted
11 / 13

was from an unremembered TV show or movie:
'So how do you like your eggs in the morning?'
'Unfertilized!'
Don't think you can recover from that!

tinner60 18 Reviews 6629 reads
posted
12 / 13

You have the whitest teeth I've ever come across!

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