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who plays Raquel's role in this remake?
MasterZen 33 Reviews 1407 reads
posted
1 / 16
Having some fun with the dreaded colonoscopy:

Try a few of these out on your Doc/Nurse:

1. "Take it easy Doc; you're boldly going where no man has gone before."
2. "Did you find Amelia Earhardt yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
5. "You know, in Arkansas and West Virginia, we are now legally married."
6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Doc?"
7. "You put your left hand in, you put you left hand out..."
8. "Look Doc! I'm the newest Muppet!"
9. "If the hand doesn't fit, you must acquit."
10. "Hey Doc - Let me know if you find my dignity, OK?"
11. "Could you write me a note for my wife, stating that my head is definitely NOT up there?"

Yeah. It's that time. Just getting ready. Other suggestions?

hgfgs 24 Reviews 504 reads
posted
2 / 16
For a 10 year period I had one annually or anally.

For 10 years I had them once a year. I love the drugs, never felt a thing. The last three times I scheduled a beach vacation the day after so I could take advantage of the weight reduction.

Much ado about nothing. One female doc said, "try something original, I have heard the strap on comments."

 
 
Posted By: MasterZen
Try a few of these out on your Doc/Nurse:  
   
 1. "Take it easy Doc; you're boldly going where no man has gone before."  
 2. "Did you find Amelia Earhardt yet?"  
 3. "Can you hear me NOW?"  
 4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"  
 5. "You know, in Arkansas and West Virginia, we are now legally married."  
 6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Doc?"  
 7. "You put your left hand in, you put you left hand out..."  
 8. "Look Doc! I'm the newest Muppet!"  
 9. "If the hand doesn't fit, you must acquit."  
 10. "Hey Doc - Let me know if you find my dignity, OK?"  
 11. "Could you write me a note for my wife, stating that my head is definitely NOT up there?"  
   
 Yeah. It's that time. Just getting ready. Other suggestions?

MasterZen 33 Reviews 383 reads
posted
3 / 16
Ha! Who's the funny one?...

One Fleet prep kit coming up (and back down, apparently).

Foodyguy 29 Reviews 473 reads
posted
4 / 16
Just like Navy week in New York

The fleets in.

1705218 10 Reviews 382 reads
posted
5 / 16
item 12

describing your first exam from a previous Dr.
"He put this left hand on my shoulder, err,no he put his right hand on my shou..., Way , That dirty bastard!!!!"

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mrfisher 112 Reviews 405 reads
posted
6 / 16
I like to stay awake and watch the monitor....

It's like a remake of The Fantastic Voyage

grayhair 63 Reviews 484 reads
posted
7 / 16
Wow

What a fascinating discussion, yawn. ........both this one and the previous one.  Makes me wish I was under 60.  Come on guys; we're starting to sound like an old nursing home discussion.

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Senator.Blutarsky 393 reads
posted
8 / 16
who plays Raquel's role in this remake?


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mrfisher 112 Reviews 364 reads
posted
9 / 16
In this one, I'm afraid it's Nurse Ratshit from Cuckoo's Nest eom



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Senator.Blutarsky 436 reads
posted
10 / 16
That's a shame... Maybe this will cheer you up...


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harborview 10 Reviews 529 reads
posted
11 / 16
Colonoscopy is a breeze compared to

having him go in after a kidney stone or 2 (it turned out).  I have had colonoscopies on a regular basis for more years than I care to remember because of a family history.  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_43f9RzAqMM

MILFCARESSA See my TER Reviews 545 reads
posted
12 / 16
Go lightly, Doc!!


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mash1000 11 Reviews 317 reads
posted
13 / 16
I like #11


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Max101 8 Reviews 338 reads
posted
14 / 16
Had My First One Yesterday

I'll preface this by saying that I'm in shape (runner) and have been into a high-fiber diet for decades.  The prep was not too bad.  Because of my diet, I'm pretty cleaned out most of the time.  When I felt a purge coming, I had plenty of time to head to the toilet.  There was no abdominal cramping or other type of discomfort you normally associate with the runs.  The liquid diet and fasting wasn't bad, either.

I waited until 61 to get my first one yesterday -- about ten years beyond the recommended age.  The doc found six polyps.  Three was small and three were a bit larger -- no concern, but I may wind up on a three-year cycle based on family history.

Recovery was easy.  I probably could have run this morning if I wanted to.

fred_flintstone 15 Reviews 345 reads
posted
15 / 16
If I hear you say "nice tonsils" you have gone too far.

Posted By: MasterZen
Try a few of these out on your Doc/Nurse:  
   
 1. "Take it easy Doc; you're boldly going where no man has gone before."  
 2. "Did you find Amelia Earhardt yet?"  
 3. "Can you hear me NOW?"  
 4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"  
 5. "You know, in Arkansas and West Virginia, we are now legally married."  
 6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Doc?"  
 7. "You put your left hand in, you put you left hand out..."  
 8. "Look Doc! I'm the newest Muppet!"  
 9. "If the hand doesn't fit, you must acquit."  
 10. "Hey Doc - Let me know if you find my dignity, OK?"  
 11. "Could you write me a note for my wife, stating that my head is definitely NOT up there?"  
   
 Yeah. It's that time. Just getting ready. Other suggestions?

freebore 80 Reviews 259 reads
posted
16 / 16
Way ahead of ya!

I usually write a funny sideways on my right ass cheek! My doc has no sense of humor, but his nurse giggles her ass off!

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