Whether or not you are a country music fan, these are truly the words of a deep thinker, and a highly intelligent person. So simple, yet so profound! Read the words of wisdom from that famous philosopher, iconic country and western singer, on his 75th birthday. Only a man with such wisdom and maturity could be so concise and succinct in phrasing his feelings at this turning point in his life.

"I have outlived my pecker."
The Penis Poem--by Willie Nelson

My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal,
Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord,
From my trousers it would spring.
But now I've got a full time job,
To find the f***in' thing.
It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave.
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its little head,
And watch me tie my shoes!!

Outstanding contribution to the board, HB, and right on point.  Thanks.

It was new to me, so it's on its way to many of my contemporaries.

We’ll see an epilogue… all Willie need do is establish a connection with a few of our hot ladies and my guess is he’d change his tune… even if only for a little while… lol!!!

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Kisses,
Carmen