I know many of us look forward age appropriate providers and the team from the North Pole agency certainly are.

Here is my topline on the team.

Dasher - She was my least favorite as she took my money and ran.
Dancer – She was into way too much upsell after a quick little dance.
Prancer – She never let me get too close.
Vixen – A lovely gal with great talent 9/9
Comet – Talk about a quicky.
Cupid – If you like to cuddle, she’s your gal.
Donner – With her everything is covered.
Blitzen – I should have gotten there before noon, man can she drink.
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer – He was a damn pimp.

Happy holidays to all!!

I hear it's some old fat fart in the gaudiest pimp suit you've ever seen.

With the number of airline disasters lately, the FAA now sends an inspector to the North Pole to check out Santa Claus's sleigh before allowing him to fly on Christmas eve.

The inspector arrives and checks the reindeer and they look good, he checks the harness and it looks okay, he checks the sleigh and it is also okay. Then he says, "Santa, lets take it up for a check ride and if everything looks good I'll certify you to fly."

Santa hitches the reindeer up and taxis onto the runway and just as he's starting his takeoff roll he looks over and notices the inspector has a pump shotgun on his lap. "Hey! Whats the shotgun for!?" Santa yells.

The inspector says, "Well, Santa, I'm really not supposed to tell you this, but there is going to be an engine failure on takeoff."

And look what happened....maybe next year, Santa will have better success.

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays....!!

Corey Edwards, Atlanta