to settle this once and for all.
I'm fair and objective, and having raised kids, I know very well the difference between pee and other fluids.
So I volunteer to meet with one of our TER ladies who squirts ...
... actually, to make a fair sample size, better make it four or five well-established squirters, and two or three sessions with each ...
... and I will diligently bring each research collaborator to squirtation, carefully examine the results, and report my findings to the board.
But wait, there's more! --Because I am so dedicated to the pursuit of knowledge and the mutual benefit of all of us here, I won't even charge for my research. No, no, not one penny, I absolutely refuse. I'm just a helper that way.
So let me know, ladies. Since this is in the service of science, we should get started as soon as possible.