In a Golf Bag, Gun Case, Gun Safe, Hunting Clothes, that sort of stuff....If you don't Golf or Hunt...What is the point ??!!!

but don't recommend spare tire well...  she'd have your car & get a flat!  There are places inside of furnature...  if drawers are removed say.  
Office, gym locker, gym bag, inside car trunk behind carpets.  Some dusty/cobwebby spot in the workshop.  In a bin of old phones, chargers...   what ever must make sense for you.  There are fake containers for home, office, garage...  but most are well known & eventually will be discovered.  Hollowed out books might be good for some but not most.   A bag...  a gym bag, camera bag, golf bag, outdoor sport bag...  that is the twin to one you commonly use...  would arouse no suspicion if glimpsed occasionally.

My spot? I have a pile of old/dead cell phones, chargers, snake pit of cables.  Lowest on the list of places the wife would go to - that I could think of.  

Otherwise, off site.  The office might be a risk if you're an employee and you got laid off. If you're the owner, higher possibility of wife coming by.  How John LeCarre do you want to get?  

You could get a piece of PVC pipe with screw on end, shrink wrap the phone, go in the woods & dig a vertical hole with a post hole digger to your chosen depth (6'?). She'll never find it, and neither will you!

You all crack me up!  But, some interesting ideas.  Thanks for your suggestions.

I have kept phones in tool boxes, in drawers at work, in the trunk of my personal vehicle in a box of odds & ends.

So many people can't bring themselves to actually throw away a phone.  Hiding in plain sight is always best IMHO.

My guess due to a reason many of us are on this board, you should put it where she will never look in your pants.

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phone when/if it's discovered.