Probably belongs in the Humor board, but decided to place it here - the core subject matter being "age" and "anatomy".
There once was an old lady - shall we call her Effie? - who frankly had enough of life with its ackes and pains and what-nots. For months she kept on pestering her physician to give her a no-fooling, sure-to-work recipe for checking out of this sorry-ass world... Well, after the umpteenth request, our valiant doc had enough and told her: "Effie - if you are so bound & determined to do away with yourself, why then take Ephus's revolver, place it one inch below your left nipple and pull the trigger". A few days pass, then the phone rings around 9 PM one evening... "Doc Sider, Doc Sider!" (it is the local constabulary) "you gotta come to Ephus and Effie's right quick!". "What happened?" asks Doc. "Effie shot herself in the knee-cap" comes the reply.... (with apologies to Loren & Wally) best wishes for the New YearUnfortunately it looks like your attempt to purchase VIP membership has failed due to your card being declined. Good news is that we have several other payment options that you could try.
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