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Remember urinal cakes?....
mrfisher 115 Reviews 493 reads
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You never see them anymore.  what's the deal with that?

I used to like to bore holes in them.

wglide20031843 reads

1. EXCITABLE - Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.
  2. SOCIABLE - Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.
  3. CROSSEYED - Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.
  4. TIMID - Can't piss if someone's watching, flushes urinal, comes back later.
  5. INDIFFERENT - All urinals being used, pisses in sink.
  6. CLEVER - No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on floor.
  7. WORRIED - Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.
  8. FRIVOLOUS - Streams up, down and across urinals, tries to hit fly or bug.
  9. ABSENT-MINDED - Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
10. CHILDISH - Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.
11. SNEAK - Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in next stall will get blamed.
12. PATIENT - Stands very close for a long while waiting, reads with freehand.
13. DESPERATE - Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.
14. TOUGH - Bangs his wang on side of urinal to dry it.
15. EFFICIENT - Waits until he has to crap, then does both.
16. FAT - Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shoe.
17. LITTLE - Stands on box, falls in, drowns.
18. DRUNK - Holds right thumb in left hand, pisses in pants.
19. DISGRUNTLED - Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.
20. CONCEITED - Holds two-inch wang like a baseball bat
21. RADICAL - Ignores urinal. Pisses on wall.

I finally found a rating system where I am a 10.
Which type are you?

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Senator.Blutarsky593 reads

...this is one type I would find in my room. So I was mildly disappointed to discover you meant different types of guys you encounter in the men's restroom.

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OnlyLiveTwice433 reads

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Senator.Blutarsky436 reads

Oh, by the way... I hear this gal knows how to jump start you...

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mrfisher494 reads

You never see them anymore.  what's the deal with that?

I used to like to bore holes in them.

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tralala_xxx427 reads

How about the decal of a dead fly affixed to the bottom of the bowl? And once in awhile I still see a bucket of ice pored into the urinal.  And as the old line goes: " Man, is that ever cold.  And deep too."  Back in the school days we would try to sneak a few crystals of calcium chloride from chem class and drop them in the urinals. Produced a very potent and unpleasant odor.

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A.Pismo.Clam450 reads

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2236707340 reads

and some of the designs are like parabolic reflectors that bounce your pee back at your legs.  Not what I look for in a golden shower.

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rainet399 reads

You forgot one - In Agony with a full bladder while it dribbles out, stops, dribbles . . .  This is, after all, for those of us over 60! LOL.

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grumpyolguy411 reads

all of the above

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