How do I try out for best kisser?

How about for starters, best butt contest? Love a sexy ass on a man.
Especially one who kept it all these years.

Maybe a sexy eyes contest,then a best kisser this would be fun.
Who's up for it?

Are there prizes or awards involved?

I am a butt loser.  It wasnt that great at 25 and it didnt improve.

I am a killer kisser.  Most women just die.   (of total boredom)

How the heck are you going to pull this off.  Some of us old farts are in other states lol

... fastest to walk or race from a parking lot up to a suite number.
I'd lose for sure.

I just came down with a gout attack in my left toe and I'm hobbling around like a 90 year old guy. lol.
It's so embarasing to walk with a temporary limp. lol. Darn thing hurts like hell too!!

But on a serious side, on a couple of occasions I've read on provider websites that these gals included statements welcoming guys with disabilities, etc. Hooray for them to publicly state they are non-judgemental in that way.

kisser I personally have only seen 3 guys from this board so would not think  they would send pics LOl but  I am in if you tell me the rules and if guys are game.....or maybe up the game and offer a big  prize....."wink"

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I might qualify for best at taking a nap

And I'm not quite at that 60 mark yet.

But I can easily compete with the best of them...I think!

Men from our area kiss us. To determine the BEST smoocher
lets have them enter and have a panel of providers, say 3 of us
to judge them. As for prize... I will think of something. Suggestions? Ideas?
Before we can have the contest , we need to know where the men are from.
Then have to have 3 providers from each state to want to take part.

But I haven't met anyone from the board yet so how could I know who has the best eyes or butt never mind kiss.

Through the years I have seen boards that have voted their favorite poster,  the naughtiest poster,  the sweetest poster or the most imaginative poster. I hope a year from now many personalities will blossom here and i'll have many favorites. I think this board is destined to be the most popular board on TER

Kisses Haley

LOL you are cute. And funny too! I used to have a contest for
guys to win a trip to Summerfest to see a headliner . Hotel concert
and dinner on me  no services though . I'm thinking ...

Knowing what area each poster is from helps for starters.

Thats what I'm sayin. Whats the prize!!

Enter me in all categories!

What do you want it to be?

20+ years ago by my roommates.

Our old house was called the 'swamp'. That's right. Outtta MASH. There could be 20-30 people there. Drinking, doing 'stuff', and I could fall asleep easily. Even without what was passed around...

When I frist came here I did a thread on that oand ig you go back it lists where everyone is from maybe an upadated list would help since we have many new posters now

New poster here. Turning 60 on Monday. I'm in Philly and would like to enter. Won't win but it has to be fun trying if my heart holds out.

great idea angela, im in cali i will enter best butt,
pics upon request

Cool ! How long ago? Can you pull in up in your My TER
and tell me what page or drop in the link?

Thanks
A

Cool ! How long ago? Can you pull in up in your My TER
and tell me what page or drop in the link?

Thanks
A

In my area , I would have a nice relaxing massage set for him . Warm oil soft music
reward him for being the best kisser. I am sure he deserves kisses and a mini review on here .
Location and providers need to match with contestants. Ideas?

Angela

doesn't really matter. I wouldn't really care even if I lost . I would still get to kiss a couple of beatiful ladies . That would be prize enough for me.

I am in the Phoenix area! Sign me up. I am 61. what will the minimum and maximum ages be?