to the tune of Frere Jacques -

What's the matt-er
With my bladd-er
     There it goes
     There it goes
        See me take a tinkle
        Just like Annie Sprinkle
             1 a.m.
             2 a.m

Refrain:
             3 a.m.
             4 a.m.
Refrain:
             5 a.m
             6 a.m