Children decide to treat their father who has been a widower for many years to a last "fling" on his 80th birthday. "Dad", they tell him. "we want you to get dressed up for a very special evening". He does and they take him to the local brothel where the madame has been told in advance that they wanted their father to have "a very special time". When they walk in the door, the madame gives Dad a warm smile and says to him, "sir, you are in luck! Tonight is super sex night" to which the old man replies ....
TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN. AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL.
THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS AND WHISPERS TO HER MANAGER , 'GO UP TO THE FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN EACH BED. THESE TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK, I'M NOT WASTING TWO OF MY GIRLS ON THEM. THEY WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.'
THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO OLD MEN GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR BUSINESS.
AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS, 'YOU KNOW, I THINK MY GIRL WAS DEAD!' DEAD?' SAYS HIS FRIEND, 'WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?'
'WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALL THE TIME I WAS LOVING HER.'
HIS FRIEND SAYS, 'COULD BE WORSE I THINK MINE WAS A WITCH.''
'A WITCH ??. . WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY THAT?'
'WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER, KISSING HER ON THE NECK, AND I GAVE HER A LITTLE BITE, THEN SHE FARTED AND FLEW OUT THE WINDOW... TOOK MY TEETH WITH HER!'
Once he arrives, he finds he's outnumbered by all the HOT ELDERLY LADIES. In fact he finds that he's quite popular.
He eventually settles on a sultry widow in her senior years as well. He agrees to meet her every day in the garden as long as she'll talk to him, bring him a pastry, and hold his penis. The lady doesn't think long before agreeing. And so begins a very long and close relationship. Until one day, the lady goes to garden only to find the elderly gentleman sitting on "their" bench with another lady.
Furious, she confronts her male friend later that afternoon and gives him a piece of her mind. After venting for some time, in utter frustration she asks, "What does she have that I don't?????"
Children decide to treat their father who has been a widower for many years to a last "fling" on his 80th birthday. "Dad", they tell him. "we want you to get dressed up for a very special evening". He does and they take him to the local brothel where the madame has been told in advance that they wanted their father to have "a very special time". When they walk in the door, the madame gives Dad a warm smile and says to him, "sir, you are in luck! Tonight is super sex night" to which the old man replies ....
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