Well, with the colder weather it's a pair of long pants hiding a ladies legs or some sexy tight fabric hugging her curves. My Christmas visit to Tenn seemed a little nostalgic with pantyhose everywhere on store racks. Here in Florida what use to be bountiful selection has become a challenge to find. I do have many men who request these and picked up a dozen in different colors for those special occasions. Whats your take on pantyhose ?
Maude and Claude, both 91, lived in The Villages, in Florida. They met at the singles club meeting and discovered over time that they enjoyed each other's company. After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude asked Maude out for dinner and, much to his delight, she accepted.
They had a lovely evening. They dined at the most romantic restaurant in town. Despite his age, they ended up at his place for an after-dinner drink. Things continued along a natural course and age being no inhibitor, Maude soon joined Claude for a most enjoyable roll in the hay.
As they were basking in the glow of the magic moments they'd shared, each was lost for a time in their own thoughts.....
Claude was thinking: "If I'd known she was a virgin, I'd have been gentler."
Maude was thinking: "If I'd known he could still do it, I'd have taken off my pantyhose."
She didn't remove them because she didn't think he could still get it up and wouldn't need to. He thought the difficulty he was having penetrating her was due to her being tight (a virgin.)
Just picture trying to have intercourse and she/you is/are wearing panty hose.
(Assuming you were serious when you said you didn't get it. Otherwise the jokes on me, isn't it?)
...I was serious about not catching on...lol Best joke I've ever told was when I was having dinner with a group of my friends back home and thought I was gomna make a blonde joke but as I was telling the joke I completely forgot the punch line....of a blonde joke! My fronds still think that my rendition of the joke was the funniest blonde joke ever. Imagine that, a blonde forgetting the punch line of a blonde joke...lol
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She didn't remove them because she didn't think he could still get it up and wouldn't need to. He thought the difficulty he was having penetrating her was due to her being tight (a virgin.)
Just picture trying to have intercourse and she/you is/are wearing panty hose.
(Assuming you were serious when you said you didn't get it. Otherwise the jokes on me, isn't it?)
I think hose look nice on a lady sometimes. I do prefer bare legs whenever possible. I will admit when it comes to "foolin' around" the pantyhose get in the way. I remember once trying to play with my girlfriend and reaching under her skirt only to find the "door" was blocked by...pantyhose! Tearing them off wasn't an option in this case. I always found that feeling/seeing the soft skin of a ladies thigh above the hose (the garters were there too) was an extreme turn on. Especially when I was a "drowning in hormones" teenage boy in Jr. High and High School. There is something very sexy about hose with the seam up the back. The path to ecstasy I guess!
I get many request for them and more so back east guys love the wolfords that look like thigh highs {see my website as I have them on} and yet some lile the sheer to waist cheapies so they can rip them off with their teeth some have even brought me crotchless ones each to his own I love beautiful sheer hose french cut high on the legs.....check out www.wolford .com I have almost every style just last week I ordered a $200 pair of pantyhose and they were two weeks back ordered they arrive today! they look like over the knee boots with lace ups the back but are hose soooo sexy I will where them in an upcoming photo shoot
Stockings, garters, and stiletto heels - that's my weakness. I tend to prefer a more subtle pattern. I find fishnets too bold. A simple back seam speaks volumes.
there were some other issues, but they can all be traced back to the beginning of the end of my wife being sexual for me- and she was only 28 or 29!.
She cut her beautiful hair without telling me, she started wearing fucking flannel nightgowns by Lanz (I still hate those fuckers) and pantyhose kept her sweet parts out of play.
So while you can find guys that like anything, I prefer stockings, except fishnets because you can't run your hand over them, thereby denying me one of my greatest pleasures.
Seriously fellas, for myself, I prefer stilettos with sexy lace top thigh highs and back seam. This provides easy access and it is smooth as silk. Sans panties makes it even hotter
Hell she wore them to the prom with a low cut dress. She removed everything in the back seat of a certain fast Dodge. Dressing again after was a beach!
After I hit "send" I recalled in hot weather... she went bare legs... & often also bare assed under her dress. That's one way to not have a panti-line!
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