I was warming up leftovers for my pre-k grandson and I for lunch today. He asked me, "Whats for lunch?" I answered, "Lasagna."
His face brightened up like a sunrise and he exclaimed, " I LOVE VAGINA!" That's my boy!When Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf introduced their "JaViva" smoothies (which are yummy milkshakes for adults, of course), I ordered a Mocha Vajayjay. Thank God the kid didn't catch me, or she just didn't give a sh*t...
We passed a place called "The Pines" and he exclaimed, "Look! The Penis!"
was Lepenis. No kidding. It was so difficult keeping a straight face.
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