60 and Over
LOL, it's funny because it's true!
Being 70 and trying to somewhat stay in shape, I was at the gym the other day, and this gorgeous 28 year old was on the treadmill next to me. I asked the trainer what machine I should use to impress her. He told me the ATM in the hallway.
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