and my desires are stirred by pristine prose.

...(reference the handle) who's been in sales/customer service/retail ops for decades, I also gauge potential playmates by their apparent intelligence and ability to communicate in a coherent manner.

I'm not a business person, but I have written my share of scientific journal articles in my day.  Good writing skills, grammar, and syntax are some of the things that I look for when I'm reading providers websites and ads.  I've seen quite a few provider sites that well designed with well written content, free of typos and grammatical/syntax errors.  I think that shows a certain level of professionalism and intelligence that I find attractive in ladies.

But it's been years since I had a disappointing experience with a provider.  Maybe there's a correlation?  

her writing & spelling skills are not a priority when I consider who I might schedule with. And as someone else mentioned I don't believe I've met  any provider that was borderline illiterate.  

I don't really see a lot of providers I tend to hobby not frequenlty andI like to repeat once I have met a provider whom I really enjoy, so my sample may be small, but I have met some very charming ladies this time around: attractive, bright, sexy, entertaining.  
If I were unattached and not till working as harder as or even harder than ever, I would be seeing some of them very frequently because I enjoy their company so much.  

I don't really care if a lady misspelled a word or two in her advertisement... We all spell words incorrectly now and again.  

I could care less if she knows the difference between a colon and semicolon. It seems that on every discussion site on the internet someone complains about sentence structure like its the end of the world.  We' re able to text anyone and understand despite all the laws of grammar are disobeyed.

sorry for my typos...but I am not illiterate for those who choose to read this.  LOL

If one goes by the premise that borderline illiterate means a lesser service standard, then that might bother a gentleman. They don't take the time to fix their grammar mistakes, so they won't take the time to take care of me. There might be some truth to that, but what I'm searching for here doesn't have much to do with grammar. What I'm searching for is those women who are here because of their strong sexual desires. Borderline nymphomania if you will. That's because I enjoy the real thing, not just a show. Of the ones I've found in my life, they run the spectrum of grammar. Some are highly intelligent, well read, humorous, and have shared incredible poetry with me. Some can't spell worth a damn.  

I enjoy your post, but you neglected one important element in your thinking - the power of leverage.

...I just like women I guess

I never took her to an "upscale restaurant" ever again, but I continued to fuck her brains out at every opportunity.

...the time I bucked you off when you were riding me cowgirl?  Sorry about that.  

Women (or men) who are incapable of sustained rational thought are thereby dangerous.  Although there is some correlation of that with other skills, such as language skills, there isn't an absolute link.   If they seem to be able to operate in normal society, then no, I don't worry about their IQ or skill sets other than bedroom skills.

Most of the ladies I've seen have been not only literate but also professional. Maybe the OP needs to improve his research skills?

It's not just providers. I worked at a telecom company years ago and was appalled at the emails my "superiors" sent out, not just in spelling but in sentence structure.

This is one of those professions that require skills very different from business. There are many. Asking someone to be a great provider and also a great businesswoman is asking a lot. It may often be asking the impossible.

I've known nurses, researchers (psych), real estate agents, a lawyer, an accountant, an heiress from a family you would recognize, single mothers and wild-child women. Did you ever hear of The Gold Coast Madame in Chicago? Or the Mayflower Madame? They are two sides of the same coin.

You don't like emojis???  It's taken me years to learn to incorporate them into my writing!  I've been criticized for being way too dry and businesslike and not putting in enough emotion when I write.  I have gradually learned to go back and change normal punctuation to exclamation points and emojis to make me sound more friendly.  I guess there is no pleasing everyone!!

I care about basic communication.  I look at my ads, I read them, make updates & as needed because I created my own website.  The cash does not roll in I think a lot of it has to do with being available.  I also, find educated & well spoken women to be highly attractive.  I agree with you & had to hit the like button.  Age is just a #.
Smile 4 me & have a blessed weekend! xo

All three are huge turnoffs for me - especially the animal faces, tongues, ears.  

which can be spelled auto correct as well. Gosh a couple of times (okay more than a couple), I've texted and hit send too quickly and something CRAZY got sent. I think the worst was a text that I sent that had the word, "bloodletting".  I mean, that was just so bizarre. I wish I could remember what it was supposed to say but I can't.

"I left drained but happy" ...

I notice from being on Twitter, that I am starting to write in Twitterise.
No, my sentence structure and grammar are not Perfect.
The thing is, so many girls worry about making a mistake in their writing  
that they don't even try to get their thoughts out there or participate in fun topics.
It's called "Perfection Paralysis" and I don't have it.

Instead should be pictures picture pictures.